King of the Hill

Take turns claiming the hill as your own.


I charge up the hill with 100 cowboys.

~MY HILL!

Che Guevara and his band of rebels lay siege to the hill.

25 Cowboys starve before they realize that nothing can be done. They leave the hill and devote themselves to Communism.

Che Guevara claims the hill and decides to put me in charge of it.

MY HILL

I go to the deepest places in the world and round up 500 Giant Orcs and take the hill for my one.


~MY HILL

I release 3 scores of elven captives dressed up as hobbits. The giant orcs cannot resist chasing them, thinking them easy shortlegged prey. Their long elven legs makes it a merry (and more importantly: long) chase.
When the giant orcs return I have had time to summon an invincible Daemon from the Netherworld.

MY hill

P.S. My Fiend tells me it would like some more small snacks. Please send more giant orcs.

I look upon your giant daemon then kneel to the ground before it.

While you think I am worshiping it the ground opens up below it and the beast falls into the deepest parts of Tartarus(the underworld) Multiple Hellhounds, Shades, Ghouls, and souls of the deceased come out and drag you away.


~MY HILL!

Borganosh left his Hill undefended.

I walk up the Hill, and take it.

MY HILL

I defend it with the ghost of Stalin and an Ak-74 Assault Rifle.

Lava mo sends out hobbits with a white flag

while stalin considers the possibility of them giving up to him , lava mo along with his Furious ghost riders sneek up behind the throne and

" BOOM "

kill the leader and all the guards , without notice ,are out numbered with ghost riders ,all they can do is surrender to execution . Lava Mo takes the hill and filled it with deadly traps

A really big tree randomly grows on top of the hill. I shoot it with a sniper rifle several times and it falls over. It hits the traps, and they take a big chunk out of the mountain side.

I decide that instead of constant war, I want to invest in the railroad business. I start to build a railroad and I tunnel through your hill. The unstable hill collapses on my railroad and over the next 20 years it becomes a very strong dirt/metal hybrid.

Stalin comes back, because he's bloody immortal and starts a Soviet iron Factory on top of the mountain. It is surrounded by NKVD guards in Flak Jackets.

Stalin needs to go take a cigar break, because dammit, he's Stalin.

For the time being, he puts he in charge of the hill..

MY HILL.

Lava Mo starts a kids play Business by the hill , and runs it for 15 Years untill he gets old and gives it to Lava Mos , his eldest son .

Lava mos's kids play area makes so much noise that stalin and his guards cant sleep well at night , for weeks the noise just worsens, a decade later , stalin and his men are so tired they might collapse and their eyes are sealed shut. Lava mos gathers a group of babies and marches , or Crawls up to the hill and the guards notice nothing , the babies destroy everyone with pasaphires and we reclaim our families mountain!!

The UN takes your land away and gives it to me.

Because even though your family has occupied here for a very long time. My people were here first, over 2000 years ago.

Though it is MY HILL, I am nice enough to let you live peacefully on the western side of me hill.

I try to explain reality to the kids at my play center , but they are furious , they gather with babies from all around the globe and form a new UN ( United Ninkumpoops ) and override the UN and claim back the land! and declare it an Adult Free land , except for me !! ( GrEAT NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR DIAPERS! )

Christians say otherwise.

Your argument is invalid.

My hill XD

(Just kidding, still my hill though )

but i have to get the hill , or the babies will keep crying throughout the whole night , and its reaalllly hard to sleep , it goes on and on , waa waaa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaa and never stops . i n eed that hill !

American: You had the western half and you weren't happy.
God promised the land to the Jews OVER 9000 years ago.
Now deal with it ya buncha' terrorists.

*But wait! Here comes the Stalinator*

Stalinator: What the bugger is all this Jewish talk about? The hill belongs to Communists, no one else.

Stalin's Hill (Again)!

Lava Mo Awakens from the sleep

We Arabs Demand Our hill

Lava Mo to Lava Mos ( his son ) : How dare you first open a kids play area and then not fight with sheer power ,i always knew you werent the right leader , loser!! hahahahah!

Lava Mos: but dadyyyyy

Lava Mo to Stalin and his men : Germans may have won the battle , but arabs will fight to reclaim what our foolish kid has thrown away

Lava Mos : stop it dad , ur embarasing me infront of my new friends

*Lava Mo drags His son from the ears and leaves the scene*

Stalinator to Lava Mo:

You want the hill comrade? It's yours.

On one condition. That son of yours must work in a gulag for 5 years.

Not only for 5 years, but for his lifetime!! and hese grounded from the wii , psp , ps2 and ps3 for 2 weeks!! evil aint it MWUAHAHAHAHAHA , and ill leave it to your men to tourcher him for 5 hours a day!

Nice doing business with you.

He'll be working in the iron mines from four in the morning to six in the evening. He'll get lunch and dinner every day and that's about it.

*Note*

If someone else conquers the hill, then the agreement is invalid and I may re-attack the hill. I still get to keep your son though.

i am afraid we must rethink our deal , his mommy is calling, she says hese not allowed to work for more than 3 hours!! what is wrong with her!!! cant she tell hese a dissapointment , i mean he opened a kinderkarden!! and she says that if you keep him , u have to buy him choco-milk once a day!! ( that will be hard with milk prices souring)

Here's a better deal.

Either her son can work in the Gulag, or she can.

STALINATOR HAS SPOKEN.

take them both i suggest , but you might need a few ak 47's for the mom , shese a tough one!! haha

This is the Soviet Union!

We're up to our necks in AK-47s.

Unleash the rancor!

hahaha ! nice work stalin! the hill is all yours!!

*walks on to of the hill and whistles *

The hellhounds, shades, and other demonic creatures return and re-take the hill.

~MY HILL

Stalinator person , and evil demon guy , im too tired to fight, ill buy the hill for 50 grand ,oh but that includes my SON too ! ok fine fine , 60 grand with 2 hour gurantee and warantee!! mwuahahaAHUOO , sorry sneezed