King of the Hill

Deal.

I take your money and you purchase the hill, only for me to take it back again and re set up demon defenses.

thanks for the cash.

~MY HILL

Meanwhile in Tartarus (Hell of Greek mythology) Memnoch has struck a bargain with Hades (God of the Underworld, still Greek btw). Together they travel to Mount Olympus (Home of the Greek Gods) and beseech Zeus (The Übergod) to smite the Hill with his lightning bolts, killing all on and around the Hill and sending them straight to Tartarus, where they will "enjoy" Hades' hospitality for eternity.
True to his word, Hades lets Memnoch ascend from Tartarus by going the other way on the River Styx. Returning to the world of the living Memnoch travels to the now desolate Hill. Taking it is too easy, so he merely leaves a flag there proclaiming the Hill MINE!

MY Hill

The ghost of Stalin comes back, burns the flag, claims the hill, and places 1000 Spetznaz on the hill..

My HILL

Memnoch-Erebus is hell, Tartarus is Hell's Hell

I go to the deepest parts of tartarus and awaken Kronos to retake the hill, whilst his titans stay to guard it Kronos kills the gods.

MY HILL

Every russian person that has ever lived ever charges up the hill.

Your titans are carried off like ants carry off a leaf.

Stalin walks up the hill gracefully and claims it.

MY HILL.

I dig inside the hill and place a throne there secretly and sit.

~MY HILL

P.S. go to the chatbox.

I fly a plane full of nukes into the hill and jump out just in time.

MY HILL